Introduction

I, as many of you, consider the "Airing of Grievences" to be the most satisfying tenet of Festivus. The problem is I have a lot of grievences that can't wait that long. Fortunately, I have found a loophole which will allow us to celebrate Festivus All Year. Consider the following passage from the Festivus Book:

Under the Seinfeld orthodoxy, Festivus is not over until the head of the household is wrestled to the floor and pinned.

Therefore, in order to extend the Airing of Grievences year-round, I will not perform any feats of strength on this site. (If you would like me to beat you up in person, email me. We'll work something out.)


All that being said, I will use this space to let you know what is bothering me.